I'm a huge slate fan. I had a slate coffee table, but it was a sample for flooring so it was on wonderboard and heavy as all hell. But it was cool. You're a fashionable man now in my mind. (not that you weren't always.)

indeed, i fear that my apartment may be starting to be too fashionable for me to be living here. (or at least the area with my couch, chair, and occasional tables.)

next thing you know, i’ll start hanging out at the coffee shop on the ground floor.

and wearing pants.

uh...."occasional" table..? I fear to ask what that could possibly be.

just the furniture seller jargon for coffee, side, end, etc. tables.