time to check the credit report

them: i'm calling about your account at walmart that has been $56 overdue for two months.

me: i don't have an account with walmart.

them: just a minute.

(a minute passes.)

them: is your name james winstead the junior?

me: yes.

them: is your address p.o. box 12345, burbank, ca?

me: no.

them: okay, thank you.