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trainedmonkey

by Jim Winstead Jr.

a bizarre giraffe stretching exercise i think the lesson here is:

“if you are tall, don't drop your food.”

i bet shaq has this problem all the time. (this is hilarious—unfortunate release date, “super friends”, “classic” album. learn to shoot free throws, you buffoon.)

» Monday, February 11, 2002 @ 10:29pm » 5 comments, add yours
« Monday, February 11, 2002 @ 10:06pm • Monday, February 11, 2002 @ 10:54pm »

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is it me or is the word "baffoon" becoming really popular lately?

» vandaemonlander (link) » Tuesday, February 12, 2002 @ 11:26pm

it really is just you...

the scary thing is that with a .52 free throw average, shaq isn't even the worst shooter on the lakers (let alone in the league). these guys get paid millions to do it. gross.

» fritzkafka (link) » Wednesday, February 13, 2002 @ 12:24pm

i should start training - the first indian in the nba!

» vandaemonlander (link) » Wednesday, February 13, 2002 @ 12:40pm

i'd hardly hold up shaq's 189 for 363 to hunter's 12 for 28 or mccoy's 1 for 4 just to be able to say he isn't the teams worst free-throw shooter. his record is downright shameful in comparison to kobe's 282 for 340.

across the league, among the top 50 players by free-throws attempted, shaq (#5) has the worst record. the only other two sub-.600 players are vlade divac (#30, .579, 125-216) and baron davis (#37, .562, 113-201).

his free-throw shooting is nearly as embarrassing as his rapping.

» jim (link) » Wednesday, February 13, 2002 @ 2:20pm

don't forget his acting ability!

» Todd Colton » Wednesday, February 13, 2002 @ 3:13pm

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