August, 10, 2001 archives

golly, i've been invited to join the republican presidential roundtable, for a mere five grand a year. i feel so honored.

my favorite part about the soda reviews at mr. cook is that there's absolutely no indication what the numbers on the various rating scales mean. i guess they're all five point scales, but who's to say? i only have this to say: bring back crystal pepsi. (and not that pseudo-sprite swill they eventually marketed under the "crystal...from the makers of pepsi" name. the original stuff.) mmm, invisible cola.