i've got some crazy google mojo. i'm the number ten link on a search for baseball contraction. i wonder if i can just keep drawing traffic by mentioning major news events like the reported capture of mazar-i-sharif by the northern alliance. (even stranger, i am the number nine link on the msn search for 'mary kate and ashley olsen naked', and because they use the meta-description for the link, it has an air of mystery that has people clicking through.)