while admittedly, i enjoy reading the ramblings of my ex-co-worker, i do find this comment rather disturbing - almost as if he was eating the apple and the orange at the computer table instead of the kitchen table. and thus, i will shamelessly plug my site here in an effort to get noticed by that bastard googlebot (don't delete this jim):

http://www.vandaemonlander.com

you think googlebot will follow a javascript link to these comments? dream on. and for the record, i ate the apple and orange while watching tv.