my fat right foot
i got a new pair of shoes today, and the first pair i tried on shared a trait with the last pair i bought, with the right shoe being too tight. i found a pair of nike shoes that fit better, but i decided to measure my feet. it turns out my right foot is nearly ½" wider than my left.
so i guess that sideshow freak is now a career path that is open to me.
Afraid not, unless it's in "Billy Bob's Pretty Darn Normal Freak Show." You know how when you buy shoes where they have open stock, the clerk always checks to be sure both shoes in the box are the same size? That's because most people are at least a half-size different, and would really rather buy two sizes.