my fat right foot

i got a new pair of shoes today, and the first pair i tried on shared a trait with the last pair i bought, with the right shoe being too tight. i found a pair of nike shoes that fit better, but i decided to measure my feet. it turns out my right foot is nearly ½" wider than my left.

so i guess that sideshow freak is now a career path that is open to me.


Afraid not, unless it's in "Billy Bob's Pretty Darn Normal Freak Show." You know how when you buy shoes where they have open stock, the clerk always checks to be sure both shoes in the box are the same size? That's because most people are at least a half-size different, and would really rather buy two sizes.

» Phil Ringnalda (link) » may 24, 2005 12:08am

You are no freak! It would be wrong to think because of a minor size diference in your feet that you are!

Make sure you buy appropriate shoes. It will sort you out for when you are old and grey.



» David Kitchenham (link) » may 24, 2005 8:54am

i guess my hyperbole wasn’t as funny as i thought it was.

» jim (link) » may 24, 2005 9:10am

my right foot is also about 1/2" wider than my left :P

» Aiden » september 1, 2009 5:14am

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