déjà vu

them: is this james winstead?

me: yes.

them: i'm calling from kay jewelers, and your account is overdue. you need to make a minimum payment of $25.

me: i don't have an account with kay jewelers.

them: is your addresses p.o. box 12345, burbank, ca?

me: no. but i recently got a call from another retailer about an overdue account at that address.

them: what are the last four digits of your social security number.

me: 1234.

them: okay, that doesn't match what we were given. thank you.