December, 9, 2003 archives
rhapsody in ocher
remember riptide? there should be more television shows with robots.
one day, when the robots rise up and force us to work in their taco mines, that will be the sort of show that is talked about in hushed tones. an amos and andy of the pre-robot-overlords world.
in summary, when faced with the choice between smuggling chihuahuas from canada under a novelty-sized sombrero or discussing the finer points of clipping your toenail in a way that prevents ingrown toenails with the prime minister of france, drink store-brand tequila. it tastes mintier.