just to clear up any confusion, i really hate all the people i know who can write well. like this one.

every once in a while, i'll use a word in a way that i think is interesting. often accidently. more rarely, i'll cobble together an interesting sentence. usually accidently. there's been a few times where i've put together a particularly satisfactory paragraph. mostly accidently. i think i have once or twice written something of essay-length that may not entirely suck. those were a lot of work, and an extraordinary collision of accidents.

(i figured out why i don't use capital letters. it is part of my continuing campaign of sabotage i wage against myself.)