quotes

i found a file with some choice quotes on one of those zip disks. there’s only one of these that i don’t find especially relevant these days.

“Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace.” — Frederick W. Taylor

“Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.” — Plato

“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” — Aristotle

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams

“My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” — E.V. Lucas

“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” — Doug Larson